Saturday, February 28, 2009

Why do we even need trees?

Sometimes, when it's a beautiful, sunny Saturday and I am inside writing a paper about grazing fees on public land, I want to say, "Screw you, Environment! Manage yourself."

Friday, February 27, 2009

I have bizarre dreams.

Here is a transcription of the dream I had last night.

Context: Kelly came back from Norway slightly
before Christmas, and we were hanging out. This is our exchange.

Lynn: Oh, hey Kelly, welcome back!
Kelly: Good to see you but I can’t hang out for very long.
Lynn: Oh, what are you doing?
Kelly: Scott and I are going shopping.
Lynn: What are you shopping for?
Kelly: Listen to this! Drew’s mom just called me and told me that when I come over there for Christmas, Drew is going to propose! So I am going shopping for wedding flowers.
Lynn: Oh, wow! Congratulations! When’s the wedding?
Kelly: Oh, not for like another year, and don't say anything because the proposal is supposed to be a surprise.
Lynn: Then why are you going flower shopping right now?
Kelly: Oh, Drew’s mom is going to hire a professional photographer to photograph the proposal, and she wanted me to pick out the flowers I want to have in the house, so the proposal pictures match the wedding pictures.

Kelly also informed me that the flowers were 'red, white, and blue, like the American flag'.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big fun!)?

I am currently reading two papers. One is entitled "Tri-State Fertilizer Recommendations for Corn, Soybeans, Wheat, and Alfalfa". The other one is "Using Anhydrous Ammonia Safely on the Farm".

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Things that are more fun than reading my statistics textbook:

1. Making itunes playlists.
2. Online shopping for cell phones.
3. Everything.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Crap I want from Urban Outfitters

It's midterms next week, so instead of studying I am browsing the Urban Outfitter website.

I would make a Lynn paper doll and have them get married.

A drink luge! You pour your drink in the top and it goes through the ice luge and is cold in your glass!

I would totally sleep with Blondie.
Look! It's a way to make drinks that looks like chemistry. I love drinks AND I love chemistry.

Thank you!

If it weren't for Wikipedia and Excel, I would fail grad school.

Thanks, Wikipedia and Excel inventors!