Procrastination

1. Which is a worse offense to humanity:
Jessica Simpson singing You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) or the Pussicat Dolls version of Tainted Love?

Note: I really like the Flo Rida version.
Note: I just noticed that Flo + Rida = FLORIDA

2. Literal Versions of Music Videos.

3. Dream Jobs:
   a. Environmental manager of a brewery by day, 80s DJ by night.
   b. Blondie
   c. Professional beach volleyball player.

   d. Costume designer for Salt, Pepa, and DJ Spinderella.

4. Where should I go on vacation this summer, Nature's Closet to visit Kelly and Hamblesaurus Rex or Boston to visit Emily and Clelia?

Sad news

Someone stole my bike.

She was a purple Trek road bike with hot pink handlebar tape and a matching water bottle holder.

Her name was Scout.

This is the bike I'm getting as a replacement:

Just kidding. Maybe when I marry Ludacris.
But this guy did sleep on my couch once. It's my only claim to fame.

Interesting quote from my environmental law notes

"EPA had to 'hammer' out lead even though it would be easier to 'screw' it away."

F My Life

I missed my flight from San Francisco because I was in the wrong part of the airport.

I'm going to take it as a sign from God to waste money on a wireless internet day pass.

But, hey, I've got the internet, I've got a book, I've got a crossword puzzle, I've got several episodes of Dexter season 3, life could be worse.