I know what I did this summer

Here's a list of some of the things I've done this summer:

- One of the things that I did this summer was go to Wyoming. Jackson (not Jacson), Wyoming, to be specific.

- I went there to visit Kelly and Hamblesaurus Rex. Wyoming is the farthest east I've been, so far, in the United States.

- On my first day there, I saw an awesome rainbow.

- Kelly lived in a wood paneled basement that came fully equipped with a fancy scrabble board and the first three Twilight books.

- I'm only a little ashamed to admit that I read all three while on my vacation.

- I did more exciting things as well, like playing slightly

inebriated wiffle ball in Drew's humongous backyard.

- Kelly and I also played disc golf on a very steep course.

- I saw lots of wildlife, including my first wild bison and my first wild bear.

- The wildlife I saw included, but not limited to, bison, elk, moose, red winged black bird, canadian geese, kinky mallard ducks, prong horn antelope, GRIZZLY BEAR, Kelly at 7 in the morning, several dogs.

- I got a shirt that features a wolf, moose, elk AND bear, mountains, a moon, and it glows in the dark.

- Kelly and I made a day trip to Yellowstone where we saw many interesting geologic features, including yellow stones and we were possibly struck by lightening.