Karma

I am currently slightly drunk, it a motel room in Sacramento, having played drinking games with my new (1/2 underaged) UCSB friends.

11 people were on a flight from Seattle to Sacramento, where we were supposed to catch a flight to Santa Barbara. The agents at the ticket counter INSISTED that we would make our connecting flight.

We did not.

We are therefore staying in California's not at all awesome state capital. It's no Olympia, that's for damn sure.

Early in the morning, we are shuttle-ing back to the airport, where we will (hopefully) fly to Santa Barbara in time for me to attend my Group Project kick off. Hopefully.

This is what I get for implying to my professor that I was having plane issues when, really, my plane issues were that the other flights conflicted with my Better Lovers meeting.

Karma

March MADNESS!

How I've been spending my spring break:

1. Wake up around 8 am.
2. Lay around, dozing on and off until 9 am.
3. Get up, drag a blanket to my dad's recliner in the living room.
4. Spend ten minutes trying to figure out how to turn on the tv.
5. Watch basketball.
6. Eventually, get hungry, go upstairs and make Cheerios.
7. Bring Cheerios downstairs.
8. Watch basketball.
9. Realize that I talk, out loud, to the tv.
10. Watch more basketball.
11. Make lunch.
12. Watch more basketball.
13. Go to dinner, at a bar, where we can watch basketball.
14. More basketball.
15. Sleep.

Grocery Shopping

Today I went to Albertson's and the homeless dude in front of me was purchasing the EXACT SAME $6 Albertson's vodka as I was.

It must be the good stuff.

Happy International Women's Day!

Feminism by Whirlpool

Sadly True

My life has literally reached its pinnacle

Justin Timberlake doing a John Mayer impersonation.



I think my ovaries exploded.

Trivia Question

Question: Who was the first female Secretary of the Interior?

Answer: Gale Norton. She sucked.