A blog I recently discovered....
Stuff White People Like
I like many of these things, including #36 Breakfast Places, #29 80s Nights, #23 Microbreweries, and #10 Wes Anderson Movies.
"...it would serve you well to know some local breakfast places. This will also come in handy if you pick someone up at 80s night. In white person law, if you meet someone at 80s night and then go out for breakfast the next morning, then you are automatically in a relationship. There are no exceptions."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.