I know that since it's really cold out, it must suck to go outside at 4 in the morning to have a cigarette. However, we live in a non-smoking building. That means you are not allowed to smoke indoors. Because, when you do smoke indoors, all of the smoke filters right into my bedroom. And I don't want to wake up at 4 am because my bedroom is filled with cigarette smoke, and have to open my window. Because it's cold. And if one of us has to be cold, I think that it's only fair that the person who chooses to smoke should be the cold one.
The Girl Upstairs who Tries to Walk Quietly