It's hard to be like Lady Gaga when it's cold out.

Bad news: The Grocery Outlet stopped selling my favorite giant bag of organic frozen broccoli. I knew I should have stocked up.

Good news: My puffy coat has finally arrived!

I am so excited about this coat. I have been freezing in my inappropriate jacket. It's been so cold I've even had to temporarily give up on my Lady Gaga-inspired, pants-free revolution. But not now! Now I throw on my puffy jacket, my giant sunglasses, and my Sorels and I am ready to go! I am the Lady Gaga of South Lake Tahoe.

Just kidding. I'll wear tights under my coat. Fleece lined ones.

Bad news: I think the cold caught up with me, and I was feeling pretty beat after work, so I skipped my workout.

Good news: I think it was the right decision because I'm feeling a lot better, and ready to tackle spin tonight. Maybe even some weights, as it's been about a week since I've lifted.

Bad news: Things are ramping up at work, and I'm starting to get swamped.

Good news: We hired an intern! Yay for free labor!

2010 in review

I don't know if you guys remember but my resolution for 2010 was to live my life more like Lady Gaga.

How did I do? Well, Lady Gaga is known mainly for two things:

1) Catchy, danceable smash hits.

2) Not wearing pants.

How I did:

1) Catchy, danceable smash hits.

Unfortunately, I had zero platinum songs, unlike Lady Gaga and her googolplex platinum odes to thinking about other people during sex and poisoning diner patrons with Beyonce.

2) Not wearing pants.

I began 2010 owning 12 pairs of pants. As of December 31, 2010, I own 4 pairs of pants. That is a 66.67% reduction in pant ownership. I have one pair of regular jeans, one pair of skinny jeans, one pair of purple skinny jeans, and one pair of yoga pants. I can assure you that I wear pants less often than I did in 2009. I wear skirts and dresses and leggings and shorts. While I have yet to start wearing meat dresses or lobster hats or cloven shoes, I think that I can declare that I accomplished my 2010 New Year's resolution of being more like Lady Gaga.

Any suggestions for what I should resolve for 2011? Already used: pretend to be a robot more often (2008) and live my life more like a rapper (2009).

2010

Hey you all!

I forgot to tell you guys about my New Year's resolution:

This year I resolve to be more like Lady Gaga.