Are you ready to celebrate...

S.U.M.M.E.R S.A.N.S. C.L.O.T.H.E.S?!?

Simply Ultimate Magical Merriment Evolving Rapidly, Schnozzled and Naked Summer- Clothing Lost on the Epic Solstice

or would

S.A.N.S. C.L.O.T.H.E.S. S.U.M.M.E.R.

Schnozzled and Naked Summer- Clothing Lost on the Epic Solstice, Simply Ultimate Magical Merriment Evolving Rapidly

make more sense?

Perhaps I should write acronyms for a living.