Overheard in a coffee shop in Santa Barbara

Sorority Girl, holding Cat Fancy magazine, "Wait, I thought Stephen Hawking wrote fiction?"

Overheard in a coffee shop in Santa Barbara

"Dude, I'm just livin' in the Matrix..."

- Odd middle aged man

Overheard at UCSB

Total tool-y, fratty, douche-y looking guy: Dude, I'm down with cuddle-buddies, but anything more...